Could of, Would of, Should of, Must of…

•October 20, 2010 • Leave a Comment

…these are not phrases and nor are they correct language. They are also slowly making me nuts.

If I read anything in the next day with any of the title in use, I will personally kill the perpetrator with a pick ax.

I’m not even kidding, people.

*ish Tired*

•October 1, 2010 • Leave a Comment

It has been a long freaking month. Time for some very well deserved vacation time.

*puts up feet and vegs out by the T.V.*

My Need

•September 30, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Its becoming a desperation. I really need to pick up my photography again. I feel like I’m really suffering without it.

Still Loving this Photographer

•September 23, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Portrait

•September 20, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Female James Bond

•September 17, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I love that 4 people in my life think that I am THAT cool.

And no, I am not telling you why. ;)

Dude…o.O

•September 13, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Now this I cannot believe:

04:14:52 pm <SirBret> Looks like it’s just you and I, Brandon.
04:15:12 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> yes, its just the two of us
04:15:14 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> alone
04:15:16 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> in a dark room
04:15:18 pm <SirBret> Would you like some loving?
04:15:30 pm * Eloquent-Weapon bends over
04:15:42 pm <SirBret> I love the way the left cursor hangs off your E, Brandon…
04:16:02 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> Oh, click me harder, Oh yeah! Use bold text.
04:16:24 pm <SirBret> Do you want to go italic?
04:16:33 pm <SirBret> I can do italic, hard and in font 14.
04:16:48 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> OH yeah, itallic, your font is so big, Bret
04:17:28 pm <SirBret> It’s usually in </sub>, but when I see you I just can’t help going <h1>.
04:18:02 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> When I see you, master, I go into monospace
04:18:09 pm <SirBret> I’m going to LOL you hard.
04:18:36 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> Oh, yeah! lol me again!
04:19:07 pm <SirBret> Oh, lets just DO it in a Roflcopter.
04:19:27 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> put your <URL> between my <DIV> tags
04:19:35 pm <SirBret> Come on now, 1 – 0 – 1 – 0. Oh, that’s good.
04:19:59 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> Oh yeah, go <a href> all over my Javascript
04:20:38 pm <SirBret> I want to lather Firefox all over your Google Chrome.
04:20:41 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> Ill start up my flash player version 11, so you can use your actionscript on me
04:21:27 pm <SirBret> You’ll know when I’m done when my Windows goes bluescreen.
04:21:48 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> You can make my Linux have a Kernel Panic
04:22:24 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> then I will have to refresh my gaping browser to patch the memory leak you left
04:23:16 pm <SirBret> Ohh, Jesus, Brandon – you make me go all Steam.
04:23:26 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> thinking about your <h1> makes my AES encryption fail.
04:23:41 pm <kersee9> ok now i’ve seen the weirdo geek cyber sex version

This proves that the people I know, are insane. And the people I don’t know have cyber geek sex. :D

 
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